Even Better, I Sent Him To Get Dentals

putting the dsm(5) in bdsm

Armand saying "Vampires with hobbies? Insanity!" is so funny because, truly, have they considered that the reason all of them are so miserable is because they don't do anything? Like, girl! Work-life balance! You are not above the psychological need for enrichment!! Maybe your coven wouldn't mutiny you if they played tennis sometimes.

is this what you want?? you sickos???

#love the comically large glasses

Baby Kim (I wanted him with a frittte plastic raincoat because he needs protection from the rain)

girl who is so normal

I love that in the initial teaser for IWTV Season 2, this shot of Armand almost makes it seem like his shirt is fully buttoned to the neck, unless you're looking close enough to see the button holes

And then at some point during shooting, someone presumably was like "Assad, hitch your arm over the back of the chair, we need it to be abundantly clear that Armand is trying to show off some sternum here"

mcr fans will see their favorite guy eating a bagel and go apeshit

Armand, who was glued to his ipad for a whole season, curiously states the incorrect amount of nights spent in San Fransisco. Why would he do this? Sure, he could've forgotten, but I fear we need to seriously consider that he actually was referencing Five Nights at Freddy's.

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