That's Not How This Works

tma au where its a musical but only the avatars sing, 'the guy who didn't like musicals' style. the rest of the characters all speak normally and are super weirded out that all the creepy monster people keep breaking into song.

plot points include:

all of michael's songs and sections being in the weirdest fucking time signatures ever

the unknowing having a song thats complete gibberish

not!sasha singing her way through normal speaking conversations

a song called hello jon

AAAAAA WHYYYY

Can you help me by strangling me?? I want to be dizzy without headache :(

…..is this a kinky thing?

Well it looks yummy..

Do you have a human disguise like Michael? :<

darling this is my disguise

.. excellent arguments! Noted!....

OH NO I'M OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

[cries]

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

What the heck?? I thought i reset the string earlier??

We're falling~...

Shoot.

“Let me ask you: what if I offer you something that could change your life forever?”

Immi and Imogen as Ena from dream bbq (Salesperson and Meanie versions)

gosh this was hard to draw. Very out of my confront zone

GOODNESS

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

Thanks I ate sugar everyday

U r beautiful

(This is a compliment)

awwww you’re sweet

tumblr please this cannot be the default for relationships please. hitting your partner isn't the kind of thing that the victim should be expected to go into 'setting a boundary' against. tumblr please there are some things that should be expected to not need communication for. tumblr pls pls. tumblr can you hear me