Hahaha This Too Is My Most Fav Joke Ever :D

natasha and bucky + infinity war

So there's only one channel in this motel,

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

Jeremy Renner Left Off Avengers: Infinity War Poster

What does this mean for Earth's Mightiest Marksman?

“The Infinity War prelude comic revealed that the character will be in retirement following the events of Captain America: Civil War. Whatever Marvel has planned for Barton in Infinity War will likely lead him to becoming the sword-wielding vigilante known as Ronin. Set photos show that Renner will be sporting his Ronin costume in Avengers 4, which means that Barton won’t resume his role as Hawkeye by the end of Infinity War. It’s possible that Renner’s absence from the trailers and posters can be explained by the idea that most of Hawkeye’s story will play out in Avengers 4 instead, and that the character will have limited screen time in Infinity War.”

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald  (2018) trailer 1 excerpt

# lying liar who lies

remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do

You get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed… walk it off.

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Chris Evans works out at Bagram Air Force Base, Afghanistan 12/7/16 (x)

First poster for “Winter Soldier & Falcon” TV series