Y’all Mind If I *sprints Directly Into The Forest And No One Ever Hears From Me Ever Again*

wednesday night mood

tim walz is the perfect vp choice because in every photo ever taken of him he's either hugging a child or holding a baby animal.

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) dir. ronny yu

SCREAM 6

I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders

It’s insane to me that Dragon Age 2 is sandwiched in between two WAY HUGER and WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL games about more traditional fantasy protagonists facing off against world ending threats and winning and it’s this…weird, raw, personal tragedy about how no matter what you do, you can’t always stop crisis and disaster from occurring. Like The Hero or Ferelden, no matter who they were, wants to stop a Blight. The Inquisitor wants to repair the sky. And Hawke, like, wants to make some money, hang around their friends, and keep their family and their adoptive city safe. And they can’t even fucking do that, so unlike the heroes before and after them. You spend seven years in Kirkwall until the game says, “yeah, no matter what, the prejudices and traumas and hurts of this world are Too Much for one person to stop them. The world changes, wars roll over the land, you cannot stop history, Hawke. You tried. You failed.” And then you just sit there, sixteen years old, listening to “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” and you’re like….well, I guess I really wasn’t a hero. Damn. I love it.

Welcome In!

Hey everyone! Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the internet. My name's Blue. Here, you can find all my writing in one place, as well as my rules for requests. I hope you enjoy your stay!

FYI: This blog is 18+. If you do not have your age in your bio, I will block you.

Rules:

This blog is my safe space, and by extension, I want it to be other people's safe space, too. I will not tolerate any sort of hateful messaging or discriminatory language. If you have critiques of my writing, I always love feedback, but remember that I'm human too, so please be kind to me and others. I'm down for a healthy debate on any fandom topic, and I love hearing other people's opinions about characters or plot elements. Let's just keep it civil!

I'm currently writing for just BG3, but that may change in the future.

Requests: Currently open

Character List:

Astarion

Gale

Wyll

Lae'zel

Karlach

Shadowheart

Raphael/Haarlep

Rolan

Zevlor

Gortash

Halsin

Minthara

What I will write:

Character x Reader

Fluff

Angst (but expect happy endings lol, my heart can't take unresolved conflict)

Smut (see list of kinks below)

Canon compliant

Non-canon compliant

What I will not write:

Dubcon/Noncon/Incest etc.

Any smut involving body fluids that aren't usually present during sex

Roleplay (unless the request interests me)

Character x Character

I'm open to writing about character death, but nothing involving death of major characters

Kinks I'm cool with writing (including but not limited to):

Bondage

Breeding

Spitting

Consensual hitting/spanking etc.

Voyeurism

Dom/sub situations

I'll write situations involving suspected cheating, but nothing involving actual cheating

Just like the Bill of Rights, just because it's not listed above, does not mean something isn't included. If you have questions about what I will/won't write, just ask!

Masterlist

Astarion

Break of Dawn

Ongoing longfic following the adventures and really complicated feelings of a Lathanderian tiefling cleric and Astarion refusing to admit they're in love

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3