valiant episode is funny if u think about the fact that. the dog statue was supposedly never in any way alive before merlin used his spell....... so merlin did not in fact need to be right abt the snakes for that plan to work...... like ok merlin speaking the truth was an important aspect of the ep however im LOSING it at the idea of this guy valiant not even cheating but just being fucking insufferable and merlin being like..... ugh what a creep i cant stand him :/ ..... are those depictions of snakes on his shield ? đź‘€ inchresting..... omg im a genius HAHA get fucked
Almost everything on this list is something I’m interested in!
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Skam and it’s remakes
Musicals in general
Avatar the last airbender
Starkid
Unus annus
Percy Jackson
Markiplier
Crankgameplays
Jacksepticeye
Try guys
Rupaul’s drag race
Game grumps
Ninja sex party
Marks and Rec: Misc #2487
Sara's staying out of it. (#incorrectquotes)
Don’t call me out like this-
Oh so PJo is your favourite series?
How's the gifted child burnout going for you?
Also are you straight?
Dylan: Hey, i’m not that bad. I just want to read and make the kingdom better.
Robert: SHUT THE FUCK UP! HEY GUYS LETS KiLl JaFaR!!!!
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Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (pt. 2)
Noel: I don’t do relationships.
Mischa: *exists*
Noel: Shit.
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Noel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Mischa: ..Have you never taken a shower before?
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Ocean: Just be yourself.
Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ricky: Couple weeks.
Constance: Six months.
Jane Doe: Jury’s still out.
Noel: See, Ocean?
Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Ocean: From now on we will be using code names.
Ocean: You can address me as Eagle One.
Ocean: Noel is “been there done that”.
Ocean: Ricky is “currently doing that”.
Ocean: Constance is “it happened once in a dream”.
Ocean: Jane Doe is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Ocean: And Mischa is...
Ocean: Eagle Two
Mischa: Oh thank god.
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Ocean: I CAN'T DO IT!
Noel, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ocean: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Mischa: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ocean:
Ocean: I appreciate it,
Ocean: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Ricky: Ocean-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Constance: Ocean we gotta-
Ocean: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ocean: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ocean, motioning to Jane Doe: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Noel: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Mischa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Noel, learn to listen.
Ricky: What if it bites itself and I die?
Constance: That’s voodoo.
Jane Doe: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Noel: That’s correlation, not causation.
Ricky: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Constance: That’s kinky.
Ocean: Oh my God.
reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-
alex: popsicle psychology??
reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short
alex: ....
Everyone is laughing that Jeff Blim’s character is named A Man in a Hurry. But, Jon Matteson’s character is named Wiggly. And I just think of TGWDLM “YOU GRABBED THE WRONG ONE, YOU NOODLE! FUCK!”- Ted