Imagine:

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

My Conversation w/ My Mom after I made her watch Holy Musical B@man

Me: So, what did you think?

My mom: I think you’d play that Sweet Tooth character pretty well!

Me(confused): Why?

My mom: Because you’re insane for liking this shit. Ooh! Or Robin!

Me: Why?

My mom: Because you’re small and easy to pick up.

Me: -_-

I write some stuff, but I don’t post it here, I could if people wanted me to though

idk how this works but if you post/create content about merlin, the witcher, jatp, and marvel could you like/reblog so that i can follow you?

For all my phannies out there, here are digital scans of all my dan and phil TIT photocards! Free 2 use but credit is appreciated :D

here are the backs! dark design for regular cards and light design for holographics! VIP package has 100% 1 holographic, but the once you buy as merch only have a small change of having one

more card here !!!

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

Starkid Jokes Everyone Forgets About - The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Edition

“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”

“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”

Peanuts the squirrel

“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”

“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”

That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.

“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”

“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”

“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”

“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”

(Alexa chime)

“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”

The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)

“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”

“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”

*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”

Reggie: Guys I wonder if I can hear my heart beat with this microphone

Alex: That’s not how it wo-

Reggie holding the microphone to his chest: *plays the intro to Sweater Weather*

Luke: That’s my boy!!

If you have space : I think every single one of you is amazing. Thank you for everything you do. We honestly don’t deserve you all.-Ollie

Black Friday Project

Hi everyone!

So you may or may not know that I’m going to Black Friday on November 8th and I’m going to stagedoor and I’m making small signs (word art mixed with calligraphy) for all of the Starkids. So! If you would like to send them a little note or anything, please comment/rb with a message and you can tell me if you want it to be anonymous or if you want credit

There are a few parameters, though.

-Don’t put anything that could make them uncomfortable and please be nice.

Submissions are due by 3:30 MST November 5th.