Roe, guiding Skinny to the Jeep after giving him morphine: Ok be careful. Don’t step in that foxhole.
Skinny: *staggering around*
Roe, pointing to the hole: To the left!
Skinny, mumbling in a daze: Take it back now y’all.
Roe, swerving him around it: Criss cross.
Skinny, about to pass out: Cha cha real smooth.
Roe, almost at the Jeep: Need to rest? Deep breaths. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees.
Skinny, literally unconscious: ...Get funky with it.
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Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Webster: I am begging you to stop.
Band of Brothers + Incorrect Quotes
mike laughing so hard he falls over and takes the table with him - and they still talk about that moment to this day.
Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.
Babe: Can you dust my wets?
Doc Roe: You can just ask for Parmesan cheese
Babe, confused, lifts all of his spaghetti with his hands: Please. My wets.
Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.
Liebgott: And you came to me?
Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Luz: Really high socks it is, then!
alright webgotts out there, i don’t know if this is something you’ve all noticed and screamed over a billion times or not, but i feel the need to mention it because i just spotted it: when liebgott’s trying to drag web aside to bug him for information on the patrol, nudging him in the shoulder and back won’t make him move, so lieb gets him by the back of the neck and moves him that way.
just. saying.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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