A’ight, Hear Me Out—

Easy Officers Meeting

Speirs: sorry i'm late, i didn't want to be here

Nix: wait was skipping this an option

Dick: sit down, Lew

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Winters: We’re a perfectly normal family

Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*

Liebgott: *setting David’s clothes on fire*

Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to “cut” his hair*

Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING

I made a Band of Brothers trailer for fun, and now it’s making me want to rewatch the series 😭✌🏼

music: dauntless - vhpr

clips: band of brothers, hbo

for some reason I come up with the worst shitposts everytime I spend a weekend at my parents house. 

I present to you: Band of Brothers vs. iconic Vines

{part 2}

Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Webster: Oh, come on. I’m not that good looking.

Muck: Yeah, you are.

Liebgott: You kind of are.

Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!

Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep

Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...

Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?

Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire

Skip Muck: How long are we going to let him do this?

Alex Penkala: Just give him a minute.

Don Malarkey: *is pushing a door clearly labelled pull*

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Band of Brothers Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs Characters: Carwood Lipton, Ronald Speirs Additional Tags: Fluff, My First Fanfic, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Carwood Lipton, Omega Ronald Speirs, Cuddling & Snuggling, Ficlet Collection, Omega!Speirs, Alpha!Lipton Series: Part 1 of Band of Brothers Omegaverse