Omega--webster - Emily/♒ / 🇺🇸🇩🇪 /loves History

Shifty Powers, located an enemy artillery battery by noticing, in the middle of a forest, that a tree had appeared overnight a mile down the road, which turned out to be part of the battery's concealment. To reiterate, this man was able to tell that there was one more tree in the forest one morning than the day before. One tree. In a forest. A mile away.

😏😮

this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.

Speirs and Lipton are That Couple™ and Nixon is developing diabetes. 

Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster

Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.

Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!

Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.

Perconte: We are men now, Lip.

Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!

Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛

@geniedocroe

@bandofbrothersworld

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*