Toye: Tis But A Scratch.

Speirs: How did you find me?

Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".

Liebgott about Webster probably at some point: I got a bitch with a fat ass and a good credit score 😛

Speirs: They are my service bees.

Lipton: But they are not trained. They attack everyone who gets close to you.

Speirs: They are trained.

Babe: I lost my boots on the jump, do you think Captain Winters would let me wear my crocs?

Guarnere: Into battle????!

Babe: Theyre camo print

Roe: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Babe: Ten minutes.

Luz: Can we go out for ice cream?

Nixon: Did you ask your Captain Winters?

Luz: he said no.

Nixon: Then why are you asking me?

Luz: he’s not the boss of you.

Nixon, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a-

Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.

Liebgott: ...

Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.

WAIT A MINUTE, DID HE HAVE HIS GODDAMN SCISSORS ALL THIS TIME?

Guess what, Eugene Roe had his scissors the whole goddamn time.

Creds to @ Vermiciouskinid on instagram (Shane Taylor)

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