Who Else Is Crying About The ACT Because They Haven't Studied?

Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Nixon: ...

Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

Easy as random memes on my phone part 1:

talbert:

liebgott @ web:

malark, skip & penk:

german pow's & speirs:

babe:

buck:

lip, martin & luz (in that order):

winters about nix:

i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻

boys 👏 can 👏 be 👏 asexual👏

rb if you agree

Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.

Liebgott: And you came to me?

im sorry but my boy chuck here

has the same energy as

Concider this

band of brothers, where everything is the same except between the scenes they go to confesion camera

scene:

Nix: its a can of peaches, sir

Confesion cam, Sobel: and he has the decency to say its a can of peaches? *dramatic sounds* guess whos weekend pass is revoked, bitch

Webster: [accidentally brushes Liebgott’s hand with his own]

Liebgott: [aggressively holds Webster’s hand] Fucking COMMIT to it

Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!

Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep

Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...

Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?

Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire

I have my own personal headcanon that Shifty would just find little creatures and put them in his coat pockets. For example

Sobel “private…why is your pocket squirming?”

Shifty “there is a turtle inside, sir.”

Sobel “…god dammit. Go put it back.”