Luz: Do You Think Different Laundry Detergents Have Different Tastes?

im here for hc that ron and nix has the thightest friendship and would kill/die for each other EXCEPT that neither of them are willing to admit it

And they have like million inside jokes, ron is actually named ‘bae❤️’ on nix’s phone, but every time someone says “so are you two besties?” they act like someone just brought dishonour on them, on their family and on their cow

steal everything your gay little hands can carry™

David Kenyon Webster, everybody

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (262/?)

Babe Heffron

Dec 01 2013: Babe's last jump

Nixon: I like my mornings to be slow and quiet.

Nixon: I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.

Grant: You spent 500 dollars on face cream

Talbert: Well it's not just just face cream I also got make-up primer, optimal skin pro moisturize, detoxifying illuminator, gentle deep pore cleanser, nutri-cream anti-aging serum

Talbert: And I even got this thing *brushes face with face brush* to exfoliate... stuff and this jade roller

Grant: *looks at tab closely*

Grant: So when does it start working

Don’t ask why, I don’t know

ronald spiers: if you undo the buttons on my ike jacket i will undo your vertebrate

SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.

FACTUAL

Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.

Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house. 

They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret. 

Babe: I can explain.

Roe: Can you?

Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.