My Friend Said The Most Ace Thing I Have Ever Heard

You’ve heard of ‘single and ready to mingle’ now get ready for

Ace and in desperate need of space

The Caged Bird and the Cage Keeper

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

A long meme, but something that should be said

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.

one-sided platonic feelings always hit me so hard. like. i want you to love me like a son, but to you i’m not much more than a servant. i swore our oath of brotherhood out of real devotion, and you swore it out of convenience. i want to go to the ends of the earth and the depths of hell for you and follow you until the end of time, and in your mind that’s no more than what i owe you

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.