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things I have said to my mom

Mama: so I had a stroke in my eye

Me: If you die too early, I'm going down there to kick your ass

Mama(religious trauma victim): You think I'm going to hell?

Me(too far to back out): where else would you go?

Me and Mama: WHEEZE

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

I don't get why it's so hard to find an art style. Like, I see my idol artist ABD illustrates and I'm like, "oh cool! How do you get that?" At least I know for a fact that I'm better than I was 6 years ago, the sketch book I found makes me wanna cry 😢

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

I did it! Idk how long it took, but it's the first drawing of 2023! Happy new year!

Please, for the love of God, if anyone is willing to trade a Fennekin in violet/scarlet, I want one so badly!

Cupcake!

Guys it's so hot outside my phone shut of all it's apps saying "Overheating" and refused to work. I currently put it somewhere cold and took a break from weeding the back yard. @inthatmoment-i-was-real

🎃 A Spooky Musical Thrillogy! 🎃

Happy Halloween~! This year I got into the spooky spirit by illustrating some more festive faves from the stage – these musical speedpaints are always super fun to make, but it was especially nice to finally draw these shows! Which one’s your fave? 👀

🎃 PRINTS 🎃 ▶️ SPEEDPAINT LINK ▶️

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