If I knew where to find the clothes I want and I found reference images of the hair I want, I'd look like a genderfluid mix of Richie Tozier and Stanley Uris. I want curly black hair, with some different colours mixed in too, and I love button up shirts with weird patterns and bright colours and flared jeans. I would look amazing... and nerdy.
and then he never responded
@i-may-be-an-emu
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
someone remind me to make kandi bracelets of ricky jamaraz songs/albums tomorrow or else I'll forget and never do it
Fun fact: I’m autistic I’m gonna do a thing inspired by another person
oh and
Bylers PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE when season 5 comes out FLOOD every homophobic comments section about Mike not being queer with the response:
"Stranger things have happened"
PLEASE. Like spread this post, spread the word, we HAVE to do this.
Milo's gay uncles whom the fandom collectively cherishes
I'm watching milo murphy's law and what the fuck is up with the time traveling pistachio guys
Me, getting on Tumblr: Alright, now no getting distracted! We're here for writing ideas.
Tumblr: Lol, look it's a gay character.
Me: Liked and moving on to-
Tumblr: He's played by Finn Wolfhard
Me: ...reblogged and away I go to find-
Tumblr: Oh look the post below has something Ben Schwartz related on it...
Me: Oh fuck that would be a problem but there's not enough Ben content on here to make me spend an hour looking through it so it's fine-
Google: Hey, Pinterest has a notification for you also one of your mutuals on Tumblr just posted.
Me: OH SHIT-
Zillennial
Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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