As An AFAB With Consistent Nosebleeds Who Also Frequently Eats Pizza Asking Me What The Red Substance

Me and my friend made a game today. We're exercising in our local gym, but we both hate exercise, but we gotta do it to be healthy! Anyway, we're bored and tired and he just goes, "Fuck," To which I obviously respond, "Shit." Anyway this went on for sometime and what we've discovered is you can add dick, little shit, fucker, and asshole to almost anything and it'll be a bad thing.

valid point

Had a thought

"I don't know if i want to be with them or be them"

I DO! Be them!!! Be them!!!!!!!!! istg it is always be them

Minimalism

Queer panic

Gay panic

Pan panic

Panic

Yesterday's answer was He/They/It, as a few guessed.

Today we got:

Geminitay; A minecraft youtuber and streamer!

Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"

Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.

Today's round,

Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid

blood is very warm and i would prefer it cold please.

Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"

Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.

Today's round,

Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.

okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense

so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight

bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10

then add 5 and 10

now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20

then add 30 and 40 to get 70

then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75

this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person