Hey, why was I a compulsive liar as a kid but not now? Like, I don't compulsively lie anymore but I never went through therapy, I just stopped at some point. I don't... what happened? wut. Did I block it out? If I did does that mean it's gonna come back?
Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
get it to 10k almost there
Oh man we're going places
Apparently people like random ass fun facts do y'all wanna hear one?
Okay cool. Heinz ketchup made Coca Cola change their name way back when.
That actually happened according to a documentary I watched once.
I have so many thoughts and they all go to Tumblr
MMMMM midnight thoughts hittin hard tonight bois, glals, and alienby folks!
IT'S MATPAT!!!
THE GREATEST THEORIST OF ALL TIME PROBABLY!!!
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING UR BRAIN GROWTH FROM IF NOT MATPAT?!?!?!?!!?
My favourite ship dynamics are relatively the same I just word them different.
Golden retriever partner x Black cat partner
Most emotional shit ever x Has only ever felt 3 emotions (love, anger and trauma)
Sun x Moon
Cares to much about little things x Do I look like I care?
Sits in rain at mild inconvenience x Sighs at cripplingly traumatic event
Sobs uncontrollably x silently cries if they ever do
Sunshine character x grumpy/morally grey character
Now tell me, does ur OTP(s) fit into any of these?
So, Audrey and Aubrey... What dumbass parent switched up their d's and b's and created a new name??? More importantly which name came first! This is like the, "Which came first the ostrich or the egg?" but with names!!!
Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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