11. You Can Speak To Animals But They Don't Listen To You

11. You can speak to animals but they don't listen to you

A list of strange (and somewhat useless) superpowers

The things I think up whenever I take a shower are strange, but I just had to write this down.

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1. You can time travel, but only when you sneeze. Imagine having allergies.

2. Laser eyes but you can never turn them off.

3. Laser eyes (the laser pointer type), and you can never turn them off. Imagine looking at someone in the eye and blinding them, or checking someone out and they wonder why there are two dots of light pointed at their chest.

4. Shape shifting but your’re stuck in Europe during the medieval era.

5. You can levitate but only when you sleep.

6. Go through solid objects, but you don’t know when. You can be sleeping on your bed on the top floor of a building and wake up inside the building’s basement.

7. You can find lost things easily but when you lose something, you will never find it again even if someone else found it for you.

8. No matter what you eat or drink, your body will stay physically healthy. Problem is, you’re always hungry and thirsty and you’re not satisfied by anything you eat or drink.

9. You can see the future but you can’t tell anyone what will happen.

10. You’re an immortal being. You’ve been sentenced for life in jail.

Continue if you want to add more superpowers...

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