I Read The Hobbit In 3rd Grade And I Thought It Was Really Lame. However I Liked Bilbo Baggins For Some

Aquatar Water Park, Qatar

Concept art

okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

Asks are open asks are open please ask me about the rewrite please please

Grace Chastity is the most character ever.

She is 18 years of age and thinks carrying books is equivalent to sex, she’s got the school bully wrapped around her finger and doesn’t even know it, she announced her desire for anal at the dinner table, she wanted to fuck the quarterback so bad she decided to ruin his social status instead and accidentally murdered him, she can bury a body well, she refuses to swear, she’s held several people at gunpoint, the first time she swore she called god a son of a bitch, her chastity is the most important thing to her, she lost her virginity to a ghost, she doesn’t even drink caffeine and instead has warm water, she consumes the souls of men after making a deal with eldritch horrors.

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GRACE CHASTITY I GET WHY BILL WANTED ALICE TO DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER

The Tenants cast

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[REBLOGS < LIKES]

ITS EVERYONES FAVORITE GIRLFAILURE WITH A FUNNY SCYTHE!

[Alt version under the cut]

Not gonna follow this tournament because I know this is gonna be the only thing Chrom wins and I can’t bear to watch him get absolutely obliterated by majority vote

ROUND 1 MATCH 52

Chrom propaganda:

“Chrobin (Chrom x player character) is so many tropes in one oml. You have friends-to-lovers (Chrom and Robin are canonically best friends according to Nintendo), enemies-to-lovers (Robin is heir to the Grimleal cult, the enemy of the Halidom of Ylisse which Chrom is the prince, and later king, of), there's amnesia, time travel, official next-gen AUs, changed dialogue to lore important events in the game if you marry Chrom, and Nintendo keeps teasing us with the ship. Cheery prince who knows when to be serious, very strategically smart but very bad at communicating, a guy that can comfort you when you're down, make a fool of himself when you're not around, and he's just generally a very sweet guy. Also please consider the fact that you get to watch a cutscene of him dying in the prologue and despite the horrors he's just so supportive of the protagonist. Chrom doesn't care about where you came from or who you're related to, he cares for YOU. He gets KILLED by the protag and he reassures them that they did nothing wrong and pleads with them to get out, to a safe place. I lost my soul to Chrom, I physically can't play this game without romancing him.”

Fritz propaganda:

“While Lucette (The MC) at the start of her game is cold and unwilling to bond with others - Fritz is considered one of the 'only company [she] can tolerate nowadays', so he's the closest thing Lucette had to a friend. This also shows that even when Lucette can be at her 'worst', Fritz is still willing to see the best in someone (In a genuine way). He also never doubted her ability to beat her curse.

He's kind, loyal, sweet, and capable in a fight. A good ol' knight! He's also shown to be very attentive to those he cares about, being able to easily list the favourites of his charge from his experiences rather than being directly told. He's also got a massive sweet tooth.

He's compared to a dog a few times with his loyalty plus his overall 'good boy' vibes. He also almost never makes a romantic move/gesture w̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶l̶y̶ first before getting together (general not-feeling-like-they're-good-enough-for-their-beloved type stuff), which is a nice change of pace from a lot of male romance options out there I feel.

In the sequel fan-disc, he can propose, and he says 'Would you do me the honour of allowing me to become your husband' instead of the 'usual' 'honour of becoming my wife' 🥺

There's also the whole Varg situation...if you want more oomph.

Sorry for then rant, here's another line from his proposal: 

"I love you too much to not want to improve myself" (He's already perfect)”

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