This Was The Thing I Needed Today

Please take all of choso’s suffering and give it to mei mei

So that's how you summon a demon

currently losing my mind over the 3d printed piezoelectric violin

it looks like you can play some sick ass riff on it and then turn it around and hack off a man’s head

Gist: yeet your soul

Energy thrower: yeet the lasers

Elemental: yeet the fire

Necromancer: yeet death

all magical disciplines can be described using the word “yeet” prove me wrong

when ur mutual hasn't opted in yet

YES

I had an epiphany

Somebody stop me! @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"average person has 2.46 faces" factoid is actually just statistical error. average person has one face. the kingdom of xianle is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened

actually skulduggery came back out of spite because ghastly told him that “not even he can get up after death” change my mind

*in camp, during the early days of the war*

Skulduggery, standing over his sleeping men: *fires a blank at the sky*

Ghastly: *lurches up, grabs for a weapon, falls over Erskine’s rifle, faceplants the floor*

Ghastly, bellowing: THIS IS WHY YOUR MAM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU