Panofsauce - Pan

Queen Lizzie died on my 18th birthday I'd say that's a pretty good omen for my future

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

we were robbed and i demand financial compensation

There's this boy in my class and honestly he comes out with the weirdest thing

In geography we were given a sheet on why people live near volcanoes and one of the reasons was something like 'they have festivals were they sacrifice objects'. Then this kid just put his hand up and said, 'Isn't that where they yeet kids into a volcano' with a dead serious face.

In history today we were doing about rebellions in 1069 and he asked 'if the king killed himself, would it be treason?'

We were stood outside waiting to go get changed for PE and he made a tinfoil crown and started shouting 'MY NAME IS JESUS'

We had to design a poster on nature in science and he just drew Undertale characters

I'm pretty convinced he's not entirely connected to this reality.

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

Masquerade from Phantom of the Opera

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