Sharing Music You Like With Someone Else Is The Most Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

Commission! @plant—parent

flashback to the time i hallucinated a whole greek god when i was like seven

it was janus and he was just standing ominously in a doorway (because of course) and then he started talking about choices and then i said something back and then he was gone???

is tesco feeling ok 

Ok but Jonmartin stealing a Breekon&Hope delivery van and mad maxing it through the fearscape recruiting all the avatars who are not super into this either.

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

i love the idea of drawing elves as these ethereal, inhuman figures sure but at the same time making them look like Just a Dude, Just some Guy, a random person with strange ears? amazing.