Case #0190509, Statement Regarding An Encounter With A Group Of Entities Calling Themselves ‘The Mighty

some sort of love poem

All fiction podcast fans share one brain cell and it’s the one that’s responsible for making us all think ‘huh I need to start listening to wtnv again someday’ every once in a while

wait a fucking minute im at the grocery store and

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

In my folk art era ✨ Some last unicorn art ✨

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

somethings i’ve been able to draw

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him