At This Point, I'm Willing To Go For An Experimental Procedure To Fix My Back. Like Wade Wilson, I've

At this point, I'm willing to go for an experimental procedure to fix my back. Like Wade Wilson, I've hit "fuck it." As long as the suit's not green.

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8 years ago

It really sucks missing some people.

8 years ago

I would rather have been a terrible storm, a great wave to crush a coastline, a rampaging tornado, or a furious volcano.


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8 years ago

Has anyone else ever noticed in horror movies and shows when the good guy walks into their house and a window is open they clearly didn't open earlier all they do is close it with a look of, "That's weird, I don't remember opening that window." Bitch! It's your damn house! If you didn't open the window, something else damn did! At least pretend you know something is wrong.


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9 years ago
For All Us People Of Action Out There.

For all us people of action out there.

10 years ago
The Funniest Thing Is That The Same Argument Can Be Given About The F35. Only The F22 Wasn't Several

The funniest thing is that the same argument can be given about the F35. Only the F22 wasn't several billion over-budget by the time it started working. To my knowledge, the F35 still doesn't work the way it's "supposed" to.


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9 years ago
One Day, I Will Be Like Tony Stark, And I'll Have My Own Powered Armor. One Day...

One day, I will be like Tony Stark, and I'll have my own powered armor. One day...


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9 years ago

Pizza, I really like you, but you've become a bad habit. Time to stop being lazy and get back to making the less deadly food I love. Which is kind of funny because I'm not a health nut. Though, I realized all the stuff I really like is basically a Mediterranean diet. Who knew? I noticed spaghetti isn't in those, though... -_- But, time to get these love handles to go away again. It's just too easy to get into bad eating habits. Just takes a little effort to get back into good habits, right? It's easy to notice the huge difference in energy when you start eating right. Might feel a little hungry in the beginning, but in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"


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8 years ago
Well…. This Is Awkward….

Well…. This is awkward….


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