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saw a megatron version of this going around, but personally i find starscream a lot more interesting. so i made my own

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Autocorect, what the hell is this.

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

HI YES IM SO NORMAL ABOUT CHAPTER 45 OF THE ECHO GARDEN BY THE EXTREMELY SKILLED WRITER @altraviolet

Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.

Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.

okay i just need to know because im pretty sure road trips are like, inherently american

to be clear, im talking you and maybe some friends/family all pile into one car/truck and drive for multiple hours/days to go sightseeing. the goal is more the journey than the destination itself. you can stop at motels, camp or sleep in the car itself. but you do not use public transit unless absolutely necessary

soundwave family

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

My friend is gonna go to Miami with me in his suit case.