So I’m Currently Working At A Law Firm And The Other Day One Of The Attorneys Was Talking To Me And

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

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1 year ago

The ending of Francesca mirroring the feeling of a storm to play on the motif of punishment for the lustful being an endless hurricane that sweeps them off their feet only for the vocals to defiantly assert that he would not change a thing and that heaven could not fit such a love anyway, is exactly the kind of deconstructive intertextual brilliance I’m expecting from this album and this is exactly why I want to marry Mr. Hozier for his brain not his body

2 years ago
Feysand With Nox

Feysand with Nox

*I’m not crying, you’re crying*

Art by: neural_art_v

2 years ago
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their
When Azriel Had Pictured His Future, It Had Never Featured This Kind Of Happiness. His Brothers, Their

When Azriel had pictured his future, it had never featured this kind of happiness. His brothers, their families being his family too, sure, but he never expected someone of his own. He certainly never expected the preppy, yoga-teaching, freelance writer who lay in his arms. He never expected someone who liked late nights to his early mornings, someone who danced in their underwear around his apartment, someone who made him drink green juice smoothies and practice stretching.

He never expected bliss.

3 years ago

random thoughts that add to the list of reasons why i should not be allowed to have sentience.

so,, you know how tooru hagakure (invisible girl from mha), when she wears clothes, you can still see them bc things don’t turn invisible when they touch her? 

what if she had her hero costume on but was on her period so you just see boots, gloves and a fuckin tampon floatin in the air. that’d be every teenage boy’s nightmare lol. 

also, can she see herself? 

how did her parents know she’d been born when she came out of her mum, if she was invisible? 

how does she get a haircut? 

Also, since she’s pretty much naked for her hero costume, then could her hero costume be classified as a “titties out” outfit? 


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1 year ago

I will never support people who romanticize young girls being in relationships with older men that shit is my worst trauma

3 years ago

my reasons for going to the gym:

❌ losing weight

❌ mental health benefits

✅ so i can be a buff bisexual and attract girls instead of greasy gamer boys

2 years ago

if one (1) more cishet man looks me in the eyes and lies to my face to manipulate me into liking him i’m gonna lose my mother-freakin’ marbles.


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2 years ago

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

3 years ago

random things i hear pt 6

guy 1 (after learning what ovaries are): wait... shouldn’t girls be more careful about moving too much? what if they break the eggs in their ovaries??

biology teacher, who has just about had enough of (t)his bullshit: I- you- NO, BROCK, THAT’S NOT HOW HUMAN EGGS WORK


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pearletta - bc i need to express my thoughts sometimes
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pearletta - 19 - bd: 02/28/04 - she/her - all women are goddesses - star wars (f the sequels), percy jackson, harry potter (f jkr), the belles (underrated), marvel, twilight (only putting this here bc i LIVE for trash talking twilight), acotar (nesta motherfuckin' archeron supremecy!), the song of achilles (don't even get me started i love this book so much), and numerous other fandoms! -

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