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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

If you really feel this way, warn other people who are planning to become landlords that it's a bad idea. Tell them to leave homes for people who actually want to live in them, and to find something else to invest in.

But you don't do that. You brag on landlord forums about how much money you make and how little work you do. You only complain when your desire to exploit others isn't quite as profitable as you would like.

Something I’ve noticed

You yelling at your child is worse than your child yelling at you.

And I'm 100% serious about that.

You're the one who has an enormous amount of power, making it much more threatening when you yell than when they yell.

You're the one who had decades to figure out how to communicate in a better way.

You're the one who has other ways to get them to listen.

You're the one who chose to have a child, knowing that it would be your job to raise them.

You're the one who should be setting a good example and teaching them what healthy human interaction looks like.

If you don't want your child to yell, teach them why yelling is wrong and why it hurts to be yelled at. Of course, by doing so, you'll be making it clear exactly why you yelling at them is worse than them yelling at you. And you don't want to do that because it's a threat to your power.

did you ever made a plan to kill the other survivore with da bois?

Øh, yeah. But 1t usuªlly gœs like:

[Okay, so guys, I have a plan to kill everybody and maybe escape this time!]

So he just explains the plan, yknow, cl4ssic Rust. And I'm lıke

[Yəah, søunds cøɔl]

4nd the øthers are like

[I mean, it could work (that's John [btw])

Oo it sounds epic!!

Ki. (It mɛans yæz in Jason)

I'm surprised 1x didn't find anything to say about it this time.]

4nd then 1x wæks up frøm his nªp, he just goes:

[That's ass.]

and just goes to kıll əvɛryone.

ultrakill fans be like "hear me out" and then they show you a pic that looks like this

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

loosing my shit over this

My theory on how Sebastian was chosen for the experiment

Idk how to draw the scientist

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

Her little eyes… I can’t… she’s so precious…

I love moon............

WOAWGHAGWOAH everything about this SLAPS omFg

While playing through the game, my friends were literally begging me to draw him. Well, here he is, our cutest fish.

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

Reasons I have seen webcomic authors publicly cite for cancelling their comic mid-storyline:

Too busy  

Lost interest  

Increasing age gap between characters and author made it difficult to relate  

Did the math and figured out that completing the planned arc with their current update schedule would take 150 years  

Ostensible author actually a fictional persona that’s now being retired, and they didn’t want the comic linked to their real identity  

Realised that the way they’d written the central relationship wasn’t emotionally genuine (note: this was a hobbit porn comic)  

The comic’s readership contained too many lesbians  

Converted to a religion that regards all representational art as a form of idolatry  

Broke up with the person the protagonist was based on  

Outed as not actually Japanese  

Imprisoned for manslaughter  

Aliens

yeah pretty much all of my characters hate themself to some degree. Yeah almost all of my characters have anxious tendencies. Surely this says nothing about myself

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

inspired by a random discord convo