I Hate Being Sick 'cause Wtf Do You Mean It Hurts To Swallow So I Can't Eat Anything

Y'ALL THIS IS SO FUN WTF I LOVE TUMBLR

i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

omgosh you're so right :o

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

this is so real and so valid

Guys rebog this if you want me to spam your asks with random shit like this

Because that's what I wanna do

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oops, all rolls are 4s

What a..fourboding event

me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata

guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day

me

Trust Lemon

now, you may be wondering if there was anything on that tree. well, i'm sure you'll be pleased to know that there was, in fact, a branch on that tree. and on that branch that was on that tree that was in that rare, rattlin' bog, there was a twig.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a ratlan bog.

ok now i wanna do this wtf

Instead of being an automatic fail, a Natural 1 will result in a success that is done in such a way that it is one of the worst outcomes possible.

Nat 1 for shooting someone with a bow and arrow? The bow is the one that is fired and hits the target. Go and get it.

Nat 1 on a perception check? Accidentally find out universal truths that result in 3d6 psychic damage.

Nat 1 for deception? You start to believe what you are saying to be true.

The possibilities are endless