@maya-why Don’t Hide This In The Tags It’s Absolutely Hilarious (and 100% True)

But since this is Hogwarts, they actually just use one of the empty classrooms and use magic to add traps and other stuff. When the other houses DO show up, its a mess. The Hufflepuff's aren't too bad, they will try to solve the puzzle and if they can't, they'll just start chilling in the room until someone lets them out. The Slytherin's are a double edged sword: they either figure out the trick to the room or destroy it... The Gryffindor's try to solve the puzzle, but end up destroying the room anyway (The exception being Hermione, who actually solves the puzzle without any destruction)

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Once every other month Ravenclaws set up an “escape the room” puzzle just for fun. All of the houses are invited, but usually only Ravenclaws show up, and most of them aren’t even that good at it.

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

Reblogging this so I can find it easily when someone eventually writes a fic for it because HOLY HELL I love this concept

Spy x Family role swap au but really all I got is actual civilian psychologist and telepath Loid Forger reading the mind of what turns out to be a child assassin and being like “oh geez this kid needs an actual adult”. And then on a journey to get his adopted murder daughter into a decent school he runs into Yor being “ I need to trick someone into being my fake husband for a mission and also so my brother doesn’t get sad I’m single” and his response to that is Hm Well I Do Need Help With Anya Not Using Her Skills For Evil and Trophy Husband Opportunities Do Not Come Often

Actually I think I have an idea how she was able to play the flute so well when she's never played it before! I HC that all of the Miraculous Weilders have no idea how to use their weapons at first but they know because of the subconscious memories of the previous wilder of that specific miraculous via kwami, because we see on the scroll in "Pharaoh" that the Ancient Egyptian Ladybug also had a Yoyo or Yoyo like thing.

Q: How did Alya know how to play the flute so well all of a sudden?? A: she didn’t

I was losing my SHIT before I saw the op

A man was breaking into houses in our neighbourhood and eating all the lip gloss he could find. One of my neighbours caught him on camera but he was wearing a Harry Styles mask, so we could not identify him. Eventually someone caught him in their house sucking on a tube of gloss and grabbed his mask, only to reveal that it was Ryan Reynolds underneath it. Except, when he was taken to court, the judge stood up and ripped off his face. It was actually Britney Spears, apparently she was on a new diet. She won the case.

OMG send me puns!! or silly jokes i need to hear them

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

real quick lemme post this tiktok i made like a month ago