Trying to make a point to my father.
Happy birthday to Takahashi shirogane!
Dayb26 mafia....i had no clue what tondo...so uh..here my attempt
@spacebunprince
Day 28! Side characters, here is Rosie Zampano
@emerald-emerlad
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
3: gender swap
Day 3!! Pt 1
So far so good whooo!
@spacebunprince.
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
Okay so me and my siblings were just in Walmart our younger brother was driving her crazy she said "stop I can't focus" and this guy that we don't know said in a whisper "focus focus come on focus" he wasn't being creepy he was just joking around it was all good we all laughed afterwards and then went on with our lives
I am making a new thing! Drawcember! you draw for each day untill christmas!
1.Chocolate
2.Gingerbread
3.Tasty
4.Jolly
5.Reindeer
6.Snowball fight
7. KRAMPUS
8. Snow
9. Ice
10.Mythical
11. Fairy
12. Santa
13.Sweater
14.Stocking
15.Night
16. Sled
17. Celebration
18. Rain (not everyone Experiences snow!)
19. Cold
20. Jack frost
21. Hot cocoa
22.Song
23. Lights
24. Walking in a winter wonderland
25. Christmas!!!!
Have fun if you are gonna do it!
People who i think would like this: @goldendeerschemer @simplelittlepaperyanon
I’m absolutely embarrassed that I never knew this before but…
The pen stand that most Wacom products come with?
It twists off and has a bunch of nibs in it. I’ve been buying extra nibs when they were in this stupid thing the whole time.