Latest Posts by phoenixshadow22 - Page 6

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

@ all of my followers who use the mobile tumblr app!!!

please go to “General Settings” then to “Dashboard Preferences” and turn off “Best Stuff First”. This is killing artist exposure! Please, please, PLEASE, turn it off if you really do love the artists you follow! You’d be helping us so much! Please reblog this so that more people may know!

So my sis and i are trying to decide witch southern state is witch swction of the band

List so far

Flordia - weirdest

Louisana - loud and like to party

North Carolina - trombones usally clumped with baritons

South Carolina - baritones usally clumped with trumbones

Dc - legally a southern state...but not really one...like the band director part of the band but not a player

Delaware - people forget they're there

Alabma - drum major...alabama was the capitol of the Confederate states during civil war like the drum major leads a band

Tennessee - Sousaphone.. usually foing its own thing

Texas - trumpet..big state..likw the trumpets ego

Virginia - dance team...most stuck up (no offense to anyone there im sure youre a wonderful person but google has spoken... according to my sis)

West Virginia - tennor sax smallest state like the smallest section

Missipie- clarinet...ypu keep hearing about them...( I am one so...)

Source

Video of Tama

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I think they're in treble

NO YOU CANT DO THAT

Give some love to Tubbs this Christmas.

❤️Like= 10 Belly Rubs for Tubbs

🔄Reblog= 20 Belly Rubs for Tubbs

❤️🔄Both= 100 Hugs and Kisses and Belly Rubs for Tubbs🤗

Im always here to talk

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

Mey Chitm

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

some height difference prompts

i’m always scaring you on accident because 1) i walk silently 2) you never see me coming because i’m literally over a foot shorter than you 3) you just really don’t pay any attention to anything below chin level do you 

you always put things on the top shelves because that’s pretty much eye level to you and so you think it makes sense but exCUSE ME, IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED YET I’M ACTUALLY THE SIZE OF A SEVENTH GRADE CHILD AND WHY ARE YOU PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELVES THAT’S BASICALLY A DIFFERENT ATMOSPHERIC LAYER TO ME YOU SENTIENT TREE

“how tall are you even??” “like six seven i think, idk” “what the fuck” 

i have to stand on a chair to be intimidating when i yell at you and you always start laughing at how ridiculous i look and damn it your cuTE LAUGH ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ME LESS ANGRY STOP HUGGING ME PUT ME DOWN I’M STILL MAD AT YOU

everyone seems to expect me to be some evil angry midget because i’m so short but i’m actually really chill, it’s my tall friend over there who’s pretty much satan 

stop being a snarky salt lord or i will elbow you in the crotch with no regrets. that’s what you get for being tall and an asshole. 

this is really awkward because i swear i know what your face looks like but i always recognize you by the top of your head and today you wore a hoodie/hat/coat so i was looking for you for about half an hour before you took off the hood/hat and i realized who you were

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i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

I have no words for this

Repost if you don’t headcanon Deceit as toxic/abusive

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose

What a year this week has been.

I’d like to call this post:

Ruby’s “I Love Weiss” Smile

First day of drawcember chocolate

List by @cOl

.....i honestly don't know whats going on...i just feel chaotic...

ass

Not Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

I am making a new thing! Drawcember! you draw for each day untill christmas!

1.Chocolate

2.Gingerbread

3.Tasty

4.Jolly

5.Reindeer

6.Snowball fight

7. KRAMPUS

8. Snow

9. Ice

10.Mythical

11. Fairy

12. Santa

13.Sweater

14.Stocking

15.Night

16. Sled

17. Celebration

18. Rain (not everyone Experiences snow!)

19. Cold

20. Jack frost

21. Hot cocoa

22.Song

23. Lights

24. Walking in a winter wonderland

25. Christmas!!!!

Have fun if you are gonna do it!

People who i  think would like this: @goldendeerschemer @simplelittlepaperyanon