Pick Up Line #16

THESE ARE SO GOOD

Cult Film Valentine’s day cards!

Kara can’t resist Lena’s pick up lines

are you a pokemon? cuz i want a pikachu

nice asteroids

Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?

Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..

Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!

Me? A vegan? Oh honey no, I’m a vagitarian and I’ve got my sights set on my next meal.

Are you Jewish? Because I want to have eight crazy nights with you!

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I like men like I like my coffee…

I don’t like coffee