My Cats Pregnant, And I Just Realized That It Gives Me More Kitty To Pet!!!? How Did I Just Realize That

My favorite version of this is when the Whumper celebrates, but at the wrong time or with the wrong number on the cake. Maybe a slightly higher number to freak Whumpee out about how long they've been with Whumper. Or, my absolute favorite, on the wrong date, and they both know it's wrong, but that was Whumpees old birth date! Their new birthday is the anniversary of coming into Whumpers care of course, maybe even accurate number of candles counting every single year they've been with Whumper.

Birthdays in Whump Stories

-of course, the Whumpee who’s never had a birthday party. The cake, the gifts, just the idea that someone, anyone, was happy that they existed is enough to bring them to tears.

-Whumpee who doesn’t know how old they are, just a general guess, and of course their birthday is even more of a mystery, so they celebrate something else instead as a “birthday”. The day they escaped Whumper, the day they met Caretaker, the day they felt reborn or like they’d become who they should be.

-Whumpee who dreads their birthday because Whumper taunts them for it, torturing them in increments equal to their age or mockeries of birthday traditions like poisoned cake or painful party games.

-Whumpee who’d not celebrated in years because it didn’t feel safe to. It felt like anything good in their life always got taken away, so they avoid any kind of celebration or excitement, but when a small trinket or treat is pressed into their hand, a smile and a whispered “Happy Birthday” from a friend, they can’t help the rush of warmth from it.

-Caretaker feeling hollow as Whumpees birthday passed by and they were still missing. They still keep a box of cake mix in the pantry, just in case, hoping that this might be the day that Whumpee is found.

-Whumpee surprising Caretaker for their birthday! Especially if Caretaker is always so focused on Whumpee that they forgot their own birthday, or Whumpee had previously been too scared to do anything other than obey orders. So not only is it an act of love, it’s an act of healing and growth.

-Whumper offering Whumpee an “olive branch” on their birthday, especially if they’re more of the obsessive/intimate Whumpers. Feeding Whumpee cake off of their fork and gifting them trinkets and treats that are obviously more for Whumpers benefit than theirs.

-Whumpee celebrating their birthday alone after escaping Whumper, blowing out a single candle stuck through a store bought little treat, and trying to keep their head up. The idea of living another year is bitter and complicated, but they have to keep their head up, they have to. They didn’t struggle so hard to give up now.

-Whumpee forcing Whumpee to throw them a birthday party. Whumpee terrified of not meeting their very high standards, stringing up streamers with shaking hands and trying to bake a cake without burning themselves or it but every time there’s a moment of stillness, their mind is gone again.

-Whumper using a birthday invitation to kidnap Whumpee, luring them to a different location and abducting them.

-Caretaker finding that Whumpee had written in Whumpers birthday on their shared calendar, and debating taking it off or asking about it.

-Whumpee being given a birthday wish by Whumper and using it to call Caretaker, to tell them they loved them. Maybe that’s all they’re able to do, or maybe Caretaker is able to use the clues in the call to find them. Maybe Whumpee is willing to risk the punishment they’ll get to tell Caretaker a clue that only they would understand.

-Whumpee being given as a birthday gift from one Whumper to another, and the new Whumper being horrified at the previous treatment they received and becoming more of a Carewhumper.

-Or! Whumpee being given as a birthday gift to Caretaker, who has to play along in front of people but behind closed doors, cares for and protects Whumpee as much as they can. Whumpees confusion between the two versions of Caretaker and how to behave, how to feel.

Just, endless possibilities.

This is so adorable I might write something for this later

The witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children, she doesn’t even harm them. She protects them. She takes abused and abandoned children under her wing, teaches them her craft and releases them into the world as strong young witches and wizards with a kiss on the forehead and an invitation to return whenever they like for comfort, support, or even just a slice of cake. No, the witch in the gingerbread house doesn’t eat children. She eats their parents.

My cats giving birth!!!! Aaaaahh!

How have I not seen this before!

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

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I rebloged this for more than one reason ; )

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies

Okay so I was playing Pocket Morty's and I played the game awhile back and stopped playing (I don't remember why) for quite a bit so the mortys I caught where kinda high tier because I caught them before some updates but I'm also kind of really bad at the game so all my mortys where dazed except one who was at half health so I decided to try and see if I could grind a bit before he got dazed I didn't want to wast my items before a boss fight and I accidentally walked right in front of a trainer npc who challenged me I didn't really care as I thought I was going to lose so I half-assed it but right when I was on the npc's last morty (mine a level 10 scissor type his a level 9 rock type) his was on a fourth of his health mine at about 15 my attack missed and his hit and I just thought 'okay I'm dead' but my morty's hp landed on ONE and I attacked and the npc's morty died and mine grew a level and I just died laughing

TLTR: walked into a trainer battle with one morty at half hp walked out a level higher with four hp

This is awful! Everyone listen!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

She had five kittens! They all seem healthy!

Edit: apparently she wasn't done so now there is six

uhhh... hello??? I'm Chris, nice to meet you.

For the first time, I put something in the tumblr. An unusual experience, I will say.

I'm going to draw here, okay??? I'm ashamed to show my artwork, but I just want to advance.

I've been planning to post my work for a long time, so yes. I would be grateful for your assessment.

Good luck!