➳ COLLIDE
╰ your life had always been so wonderfully ordinary. or at least, it was—until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters…
paring: artist!taehyung x waitress!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: yUH YEET!! we here with a new series shisters!! I really wanted to write an au with a crackhead gc but also an artist!tae fic so here we are doing both lmaoo I hope y’all enjoy it!! x
🎨 part 1 - profiles
🎨 part 2 - the thicc brothers™️
🎨 part 3 - the phone snatcher
🎨 part 4 - no comment
🎨 part 5 - hell party
🎨 part 6 - peeps
🎨 part 7 - serial killers
🎨 part 8 - that’s the that on that
🎨 part 9 - yeehaw
🎨 part 10 - friends
🎨 part 11 - heart dicc
🎨 part 12 - cereal court
🎨 part 13 - none pizza with left beef
🎨 part 14 - Rebellious Youths™️
🎨 part 15 - mothman: smash or pass?
🎨 part 16 - big miss steak
🎨 part 17 - uncouth
🎨 part 18 - loose milk
🎨 part 19 - paris, texas
🎨 part 20 - the city of love
🎨 part 21 - amour fou (m)
🎨 part 22 - jeopardy
🎨 part 23 - poisoned donut
🎨 part 24 - error 404
🎨 part 25 - crying in the club
🎨 part 26 - chef boyardee
🎨 part 27 - forever
🎨 part 28 - water my cat
🎨 part 28.5 - bonus
🎨 part 29 - the soft brothers™️
🎨 part 30 - yote
🎨 part 31 - friendship camp
🎨 part 32 - crackhead christmas
🎨 part 33 - the zodiac killer
🎨 part 34 - mazel tov, jeremy!
🎨 part 35 - epilogue
:: bonus part - postlogue 3
⊸Pairing: BTS Seokjin ⇆ Reader
⊸Genre: Bear Hybrid | Actress | CEO | Arranged Marriage | Fluff | Angst | Single Parent
⊸Summary: When two critters arrive at his doorstep he didn’t know that they would cause a bear who marched to the rhythm of the ants realizes there more to life walking in straight lines. However in order walk out of those lines he had to make a deal to save others and his two little ones, but at what cost? Then there’s me, the one who only sees in parallel. I walk in the footprints my parents have made in the path. What happens when my perspective changes because of a silly bear?
⊸Word: 20. 9K
⊸Rating: teen; mentions of abuse, adoption, and overworking.
⊸ A/N: This one series has been in the works since April, and I’m so happy to finally release this! Its my first time writing a teen-rom-melodrama, so I hope you enjoy it! This story is a part of the KLF universe. Thank you for reading! | Header image: Anan 2019
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The words on his book silhouetted as bright headlights passed over the wide windowpane glossing over the dimly lit room. The comforting whirling oscillation of the heater and the hesitant rain trickling outside became background as he zoned into the sound of a running engine. He sighed marking his page with the ribbon bookmark, then closed the book with a clap; it was just getting to the good part. Harsh and rapid knocking drummed at the door before he even had time to stretch his limbs. He yelled from his recliner setting his circle glasses and book down on the side table, “I’m coming, I’m coming!”
He rubbed his palms over his tired eyes before he bent down slightly with one eye shut to look through the peephole revealing the restless, tall figure pacing on the other side. The figure raised his hand again, ready to knock another radical pattern, “Jin, please open up!” Jin swung open one of the wooden, double doors to open to the drenched cadet. The glossy, doe look in the buck’s eyes barely peeked from under his shagging brown hair told him that, in fact, everything wasn’t alright.
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“I didn’t know he had another building,” Bora says as she looks around the building they just entered. The whole group planned to all meet up at Jin’s studio building for a photoshoot. You suggested it. Well, you and Jin. It would be a fun idea to take family photos of your friends and yourself, plus a whole group picture together.
“He has more buildings actually,” Yeonjun says, walking towards the group. “Good morning everyone, you all look great. Are we complete?” He says, looking around, making sure everyone is here.
“Yes, we’re all here,” Namjoon says, looking at everyone. “All but Jungkook, Rina, and Sian, and Jin hyung’s entire family. But I’m sure they’re already up there, right?”
Yeonjun nods. “Yes, they’re already in Studio B. I’ll help you all get there, follow me please.” The kids all run up and follow Yeonjun to the elevator while the parents walk right behind them.
“Wait,” Byul says, looking at her boyfriend. “What does Jin even do?” She says. “All I know is that he’s a CEO and works in an office but I didn’t know he had all this.” She gestures around her. Sarang nods.
“Isn’t it like a place for photos and stuff, and videography that’s why we’re here~” Sohyun answers, she knew a bit more about it considering she was the first new girl to come. Yuna, Rina, and you obviously already know everything.
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happy birthday our one and only moon, jinnie ♡
(cr. qdeoks & dwellingsouls)
youtuber!reader au featuring childhood best friend jungkook
⤷ two closed off people fall for each other, no one would of seen this coming
part one — profiles
part one point five — profiles
part two — don’t be soft
part three — chaotic drunk
part four — u robot
part five — special treatment
part six — soft 🤢
part seven — choke and die
part seven point five — this whore had heart eyes
part eight — sir yoongi
part nine — act natural
part ten — she who shall not be named
part eleven — mixed signals
part twelve — my baby growing up
part thirteen — electric chair
part fourteen — HES SO CUTE IM GONNA DIE
part fifthteen — everyone pray for my boy yoongi
part sixteen — JUNGKOOK WHY
part seventeen — oh y’all NASTY nasty
part eighteen — AHHHH
part nineteen — ok expose me i guess
part twenty — OH GOD
part twenty one — i rest my case
part twenty two — fresh air
part twenty three — ur embarrassing me
part twenty four — yeah bitch do it
part twenty five — hehe got him
part twenty six — i brought two meals…. me and the food
part twenty seven — stop stealing my boyfriend
part twenty eight — damn ok
part twenty nine — well shit i jinxed it
part twenty nine point five — because i’m gonna miss you
part thirty — a jumping today
part thirty one — lets do it baby i know the law
part thirty two — im peeing stop her
part thirty three — king jimin
part thirty four — did you just censor a heart
emoji
part thirty five — sir this is a mcdonald’s drive thru
part thirty six — ok gotta go jungkook wants me to wax his armpits
part thirty seven — my stupid bunny boy
part thirty eight — OK RAT
part thirty nine — loser in love
part forty — that bitch
part forty one — omfg ok girl i gotchu
part forty two — hello yoongi
part forty three — you’re only gonna hear this once
part forty four — omg name it after me
part forty five — epilogue
Like or reblog if you save, sweetheart x
i love shipping everything i don’t believe in fandom wars everything is canon because i said so. “bkdk” hell yeah “izuocha” sick “togachako” fucking awesome “kamijiro” oh absolutely “momojiro” can we kiss??? “todomomo” i love you!! “tododeku” FIRE!!!!!!!!!
in my brain. lol. thisisjustmyopiniondontattakpls
dream smp edition!!!
i got way to carried away HOLY
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Mr.Wastaken - math
he’s that one math teacher dude whos friends with all his students
funky👏tys👏 and👏 button ups👏
somehow teaches everything so everyone understands
the students won’t bully eachother if he bully’s them first.
everyone does their work and then when everyone is done and just chillin, he’ll tell a story or just talk to them
Mr.Blade - english
he’s that english teacher that if you ask the right question they’ll go on a tangent and you’ll get to not do work for like 30 minutes minimum.
Mr.Blade seems mean but is super sweet to his students. (especially the quiet ones)
never makes them do presentations
Mr.Jacobs - history
is 100% best friends with his students.
so many handshakes
Mr.Karl is literally the best dressed teacher there is and is so nice to all his students. he is easy going on grading but is a tad hard on late work.
totally doesn’t sneak off to kiss coach sapnap sometimes
Mr. Quack - spanish
HOLA NIÑOS
gets so hyped with his students.
kahoot kahoot kahoot sm kahoot
Mr.Quacks class is the one everyone hopes they get and constantly looks forward to. thinks like baking spanish food, watching spanish soap operas, and many more fun ways Mr.Quack has thought of to show them different aspects of spanish culture
Mrs. Nihachu - art
the classroom the kids with anxiety sit in during lunch
gives her students hugs whenever they need them
has art her students have made for her all over her classroom walls and desk
drawer full of candy
Coach Sapnap & Coach Punz - PE
LETS GOOOOOOOO
so scary. they are so so scary.
also the sweetest somehow.
the duo is always constantly trying to create new games to keep students active and they work hard to make sure everyone is happy and being included if they want to, or have an alternative if they don’t.
they play in team games like kickball and get HELLA competitive, it makes for a whole lot of fun inside jokes between them and their students.
the smack talk- holy-
Mr.Fundy - furry science- jk. biology
the👏most👏fun👏science👏teacher
every time they have labs he wears a funky lab coat and goggles
his students make fun of him and he loves it
is a tough grader but makes the class easy and makes it a comfy place so kids won’t be scared to ask questions when they need
Mr.Notfound - engineering
he’s the type of teacher to put up a video on days he’s tired
actually really enjoys bantering with students, and is super lenient with how much they can talk during classes
a lot of his work is hands on so there’s many bits and bobbles around his room and it’s always a mess
“you’ll need the stuff for the soddering machines but i’m not actually sure where they are...”
the students are well aware that class is WAY more fun when Mr.Notfound is in a good mood.
Mr.Wastaken drops by when he has free periods cause he loves to annoy visit Mr.Notfound
Teacher Eret - sociology
his room is the safe space where you go if you need a good hug or a good cry
kids also eat lunch here
memes on da walls and things hanging from the ceiling
talks with his hands and laughs with the students when they mock him and do it when he does
“TEACHER ERET! you will not believe what sarah did!!” “tell me right now!”
Mr.Dude - comp. science
is always asking students how they feel like they’re doing
brings lunches for students he notices not having any
“snack break anyone?” opened drawer full of goldfish
stands in the hallways during passing time so he can watch out for his kiddos and make sure no ones being mean to anyone
high-fives all the time constantly
Mr.Soot - drama
literally so dramatic all the time for no reason
relentless hamilton references
he’s the type of drama teacher to adore his students and have them adore him back. he loves hearing all the unique ideas and loves to watch kids grow into their shell as they take his class
his favorite thing is watching quiet kids learn they love acting and become more confident
students share their own scrips and plays they write and he absolutely melts every time
Mr.Shlatt - political science
the teacher that everyone tries to get mad cause it’s funny
starts arguments between students because he loves to watch kids grow into their opinions and learn to debate with others
teaches them how to win arguments and it blows up in his face cause they start using his tactics against him
Mr. Halo - self defense
no 🚫 swearing 🚫 zone
gives the biggest hugs to kids that seem sad
he teaches in mostly talking ways where he explains everything but he also loves demonstration lessons
he always has kids talking to him about other teachers that may annoy them or have given them a bad grade because Mr.Halo always has their back
Mr.Skeppy - money management
he’s that one teacher that isn’t really close with his students but every once in a while he’ll get a group of kids that he enjoys and it makes the class a lot more fun
pizza party after tests if everyone passes
actually holds meme contests for literally no reason
Mr.H - hospitality
has whiteboard desks in his class cause he is THAT cool
is always asking kids what the drama is atm cause he wants to be in the know
has holiday party’s in class for EVERY holiday. if you have him as a teacher you’ll be celebrating every holiday for however long you have him. he just lives for a good party.
also has a snack drawer
Mr.Frost - horticulture
shelves and shelves of plants. gives his fav students ones to take home
literally the sweetest teacher, every student understands you can not be rude to Mr.Frost it’s just criminal to do so
another huggy teacher. he just loves his kiddos with his whole heart
the least amount of work for a class out of all of them
he’s definitely that teacher thay takes his class outside every chance they get, and the students l o v e it
staff:
Mr.Minecraft -headmaster/principal
he’s the reason the school has like 0 REAL trouble makers.
everyone’s scared of him, but only because they don’t want to disappoint him.
he creates the best rallies and makes school events fantastic
100% dances at school dances sometimes
Mrs.Puffy - councilor
everyone adores her. even other teachers.
she councils Mr.Wastaken when he needs dating advice. *cough cough* Mr.Notfound *cough cough*
literally 3 drawers full of snacks.
is the founder of their schools GCA and it’s the best thing
let’s kids skip class in her office when they have a panic attack or are to anxious to go
had to have a chat with Coach Sapnap because of how many kids were coming from his PE class having panic attacks (he felt really bad, he’s just intense sometimes)
loves to sit in on Mr.Quackitys classes
Teacher callahan - substitute
he subs in sometimes and when students find out Teacher callahan is subbing that day they freak the fuck out
so much kahoot
how can one man start such party’s without speaking a word
terrorizes Mr Wastakens classes when he can and LOVES to pop in on the PE classes especially when they’re doing something wicked fun and he feels like beating sapnap at something
Title: Double Trouble | ♛ | | ♚ | | ♜ |
Paring: Park Jimin x reader
Genre: Class president Jimin Au, top student reader au, strangers to lovers au, cinderella au (?), age difference au, fluff, romance, comedy, and angst
Summary: Even though Y/N is on top of her classes, she barely understands social cues from others, let alone her best friend; Kang Seulgi. The class president Jimin and his group of friends are known to be the princes of the school. Y/N stays clear of them because she finds them and their fans loud and scary. One day going down the stairs with Seulgi, she slips on a step and spills her orange juice on someone. When she goes to apologize, she sees Jimin covered in the juice and she runs away with Seulgi before he can see her. When he wipes off the juice he sees the orange juice container but he also sees a handkerchief with a bunny on it. He will find whoever spilled the drink on him if it’s the last thing he does.
Warnings: Bullying
Author’s note: I was listening to Double Trouble Couple by Mamamoo and this story came to mind lol.
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green prince
Jeon Jungkook has spent the last twenty years alone. Single. Solo.
And that’s just the way he likes it. That is, until he meets the supposed love of his life. Suddenly he’s falling over himself at the chance of a real relationship with someone.
The only thing getting in his way? You.
genre: fuckboy!jungkookie, college!jungkookie, romcom, e2l (kinda)
AN: I am so fuckin soft for college Kook you wouldn’t
Within days of their ‘truce’, Jungkook realises what a huge dickhead he truly is for not remembering Y/N’s name.
She shares his timetable almost entirely.
“I’m the worst.” He bemoans after a particularly stressful lecture on American poetry, “You weren’t kidding when you said you were in all my classes.”
“Almost all your classes.” She laughs a little at the look on his face and shrugs, “I did tell you.”
“It makes perfect sense now why you hate me.”
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