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Y’all don’t make use of funny character traits enough.

Guys!!!!

Bakugou is the nosiest kid I have ever seen. Put it in your fics. Make use of him constantly coming to incorrect conclusions.

Midoriya is actually a really violent kid, he just has the patience of a patron saint. The entire world is lucky he’s too sweet to act on his anger. (Go look in his notebook)

Iida is so shady. “One is my friend and the other one is Bakugou.” COME ONNNNN

Kaminari is such a girly pop y’all. Y’all don’t give him enough silly gen z slang. Please go listen to how he speaks in dub. Sounds like he has 6 sisters.

Uraraka is so unreasonably chill. Almost nothing bothers that girl. Please make her more vulnerable to things because she just can’t be assed to care.

Kirishima is a shit talker, and regularly puts people in their place. Y’all keep writing like him like he’s some little puppy. This man is a Doberman.

Art by Palsonart on Twitter (X), of Ekko and Jinx’ hypothetical daughter

https://x.com/palsonart/status/1867958697248337979?s=46

➳ CURSED

╰ in which you are a wedding florist plagued by ghosts, taehyung is a self-proclaimed witch, yoongi is a grim reaper who hates his job, and jin is your guardian angel just trying his best

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pairing: witch!taehyung x cursed!reader

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst

tagslist: click here

status: ongoing

a/n: ah i’m so excited to finally be starting this!! taehyung in this au will be loosely based off his character from my series woke but this story is not part of hobiverse. hope you guys enjoy it!! x

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💀 part one - profiles

In The Cards

A social media au where you are a psychic and when Jungkook comes to you for a reading, you predict he will die in 30 days

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: fluff, crack/humor, romance, supernatural (ish)

warnings: swearing, mentions of death

status: 25/30

updates: every other day (I am a college student so bear with me)

a/n: It's really motivating to hear your thoughts so please tell me them 💜 If you want to read my other work(s), here's a link to my main masterlist!

playlist

🔮 part 1: profiles

🔮 part 2: nine toes

🔮 part 3: i'm gonna what

🔮 part 4: die?!*$*

🔮 part 5: hello bitches

🔮 part 6: i hate my job

🔮 part 7: taehyung was right

🔮 part 8: told you so

🔮 part 9: lucky numbers

🔮 part 10: kinda neighbors

🔮 part 11: psl

🔮 part 12: nerds

🔮 part 13: sweet like candy

🔮 part 14: party party yeah

🔮 part 15: frankenstein & other misunderstandings

🔮 part 16: taejin and co.

🔮 part 17: nominated

🔮 part 18: the AHAs

🔮 part 19: we did it?

🔮 part 20: the truth untold

🔮 part 21: we'll see

🔮 part 22: taking it slow

🔮 part 23: intervention

🔮 part 24: it's official

🔮 part 25: closure

dkbk friendship through the ages

jungkook wearing hanbok (feat. modern-style hanbok) - happy lunar new year 🎊 -

BTS — Title Track Typography

greedy | myg x reader | chapter three: toothpaste & coffee

summary: being a loner has never bothered yoongi until now.  until you.

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: mafia AU, pining, eventual smut

rating: 18+

word count: 6.9K

notes:  thank you guys so much for reading my story! i’m really hoping you love this third chapter. if you do, i’d love to hear from you – send me an ask here.

beta read by the boo @hobi-gif​ who never fails to rescue me from myself in at least one scene in every chapter.

warnings: there are mentions of blood and themes of religion in this chapter.

this fic is a continuation of the Guarded Series but can be read as a standalone piece!

Chapter 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05

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Sunday morning – come hell or high water – Yoongi’s butt had to be parked in a pew.  

Church was absolutely non-negotiable for the boys of Shing Ma.

Yoongi would tug at the collars of his ill-fitting hand-me-down shirts and sit through hours of preaching in his too-tight shoes.  He would stare up at the carved wooden figure of Jesus mounted just behind the altar and Jesus would stare right back.

I see what you’ve been up to, Min Yoongi, his face seemed to say. You’re not fooling me.

Jesus always won the staring contest.

So Yoongi would spend his entire week fucking around in the streets of Daegu – skipping class and sneaking cigarettes – but on Sunday, he’d have to sweat through a sermon, trying his hardest to avoid the knowing eyes of the Lord.

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