I Turn My Clamification Dial To 100% & The Capital Of The Netherlands Becomes Clamsterdam. I Turn It

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!

[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]

reddit post: I've never taken a picture before. what should I take my first picture of?

premarital divorce

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

actual tears running down my face

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

it's piss everywhere monday

need to beg someone, using their deadname, to stop raping me

As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.