Pithscore - Pisscore

Birds are literally reptiles

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe

yo mama so habitually arrhythmic she ate dinner in the morning

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

shine normal like a plain rock

omegaverse themed heavy metal band called slickknot

i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears