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*not my image still thought it was funny tho :P*
Guys this is literally going to be me when I die and go to hell.
nico and will sit together in front of an old coffee shop. wills reading the newspaper aloud and nico is sipping on a steaming mug as he watches him. suddenly nico gets a cold yet familiar feeling, as though he’s being watched. he gazes around until his eyes fall on a little girl with dark eyes and darker hair. a tiny green hat sits on her head and her skin is light. will notices he’s being ignored and he finds nico staring right back at the girl. “is that her?” “it couldn’t be anyone else.”
John: cute overload
Dan: "tsundere" an anime stereotype of a girl that secretly loves you but doesn't want to admit it so she's being mean to you
Phil: can a boy be tsundere as well?
Dan: anyone can be tsundere
...
Dan: you're a loser phil
Dan: L-1 thats you phil
Dan: guess who is wrong? it's phiiil
Yessssss!
#mcu #dceu #geek #dc #marvel #fandoms
Legit though. But it’s worse when people PRETEND they watch it and whenever you mention it the other people don’t know what you’re talking about.
Person: *mentions otp*
Me: *rises from the depths of hell*
Me: i have been summoned
The Bermuda Triangle of Fandoms
Person A has the ability to walk in dreams. They accidentally stumble into Person B’s terrible nightmare one night, and are so worried by it that they pledge to figure out who B is and help them get better.
This is me ‘revising’ right now
These last few days my feeling have been all over the place. And Dan And Phil always make that better.
Ships are like potatoes chips, you can’t just have one.
Fanning is not gender specific
COMFORTABLE CLOTHES, NO MAKE UP, CARRYING MINIMUM 2 BOOKS - yEP THAT’S ME
Guys, I did a thing…
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away I did wibley wobley timey wimey stuff While driving around in my impala with a high functioning sociopath who solemnly swore that he was up to no good . We hoped that the odds we’re ever in our favor while taking a slice of dauntless cake knowing that with great power comes great need to take a nap and that we had been looking better in black than the widows of our enemy’s since 1234
First, smile.
Then ask them to sit down…
Proceed with the explanation and try to avoid any spoilers….
Without killing yourself in the process.
Once finished… proceed with smacking your friend for making you re-feel all of the emotions that destroyed you when watching the show.
The End.
Before Shipping:
Person: Let’s watch a movie
Me: Ok.
After Shipping:
Person: Let’s watch a…
Me: Are you fucking mad?! I have 50 unread fanfictions, 5225424 ships, 6 Fanfics i haven’t update, 5 days without making a post in Tumblr and you’re inviting me to wacth a movie?!
Person: I-i just want..
Me: Go to hell, i have to work, Be a shipper is a hard work!!
This Is so tru on so many high levels