My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.
I-
in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup
So about that time Virgil was punched in the cartoon episode
Look at her opening doors to thousands of girls (if not more) around the world! 😍
everyone's talking about how janus called Remus the evil twin and how it must hurt Remus but like I feel like Remus would enjoy being called evil by janus just imagine him being like "jan called me evil today!!!!! :DDDD"
Oooohhh some positive Patton content!! I love it I’ve been in the u!sides part of the fandom for too long...
Some rude person on the internet: you can't just make up genders!
patton, an intellectual: there are 64 genders and we make 5 more everytime you complain.
the same rude person: are you serious? you can't do that!
patton, an intellectual: there are now 69 genders. we will add 5 more right now if you don't kindly ✨shut up✨.
By popular request, I have now tried a “happy” comic. A new character is also introduced. But I don’t know yet if this one will appear again. It was a lot of fun to draw this comic, but I think the heartbreaking stories are more my style :’)
MEEP MEEP MOTHER FUCkER
Finally got to reading the pilot script— is this on crack or have I just never read a script before
This is the longest thing I've read in months, and for a reason
Eye—
HONK
I’m just some random tumblr user don’t follow me, I’m warning you || bi || she/he/they ||minor
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