Can Someone Write A Dummies Guide To Umbrella Academy Season 3 Because I Am LOST

I get why people like Desperate Housewives so much now. The levels of cunt in this show are off the charts. The slayometer is broken from too much serving

Birds building nests in unconventional locations, unknowingly generating breathtaking symbolism and visual art > literally anything hollywood can hope to achieve

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

me after i binge watched the new season of umbrella academy in one seat

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

I want a divorce

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

‘Cause though my jokes are my armour And my kindness is my sword 

(Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious)

Be good / be good Be safe / be safe Be kind / be kind 

(Chords)

And I promise to be patient And you promise to be, promise to be kind

(Ruin)

“If god made us all in his image, then god’s a fucking nerd” is the best lyric in the history of music, end of story.