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Goofy ahh sans

Hello residents of Tumblr! I'm kXmkran, a minor artist who mostly draws my ocs, stories, and just has plain ol fun online. I have many other socials by the same username, 'kXmkran'. Tbh idk why i got Tumblr, but I do now, so thats a thing. Uhh. Yeah. Have some examples of my art ig. [First two are my ocs, third is my friends oc :>]

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I'm gonna use the fuck word

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absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

I got like 7 followers recently and I have no clue where they came from. why did you follow me I never post anymore I'm shakingwhy

And Sans spake all these words, saying,

I am the LORD thy Sans, which have brought thee out of the land of the Underground, out of the house of Papyrus.

Thou shalt have no other Sans before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Underground above, or that is in the beneath, or that is in the water under the Underground

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy Sans am a jealous Sans. And shewing MERCY unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy Sans in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou sleep, and do all thy naps. But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy Sans: thy shall still nap. For in 3 months because I was lazy, the LORD made the Underground, the Waterfall, the Core and all that in them is, and rested the spaghetti day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Sans giveth thee out of dust.

Thou shalt not get EXP.

Thou shalt not get dunked on. Thou shalt not steal ketchup.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy monster.

Thou shalt not covet thy monster's house, nor that is thy monster's.

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