I Googled Science Pick-up Lines And I Was Not disappointed

How I call my friends: myFriends();

for no reason in particular i was looking at a list of nocturnal animals on wikipedia and

one of these is not like the other

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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me: starts looking at material for my programming languages class next quarter

me: stops looking

The thing about computer programming is that it’s a complete pain in the ass when you’re trying to figure out the problem, yet when you finally solve it, when you finally have that aha moment, the feeling of accomplishment is unlike anything you’ve felt when you’ve accomplished something. You think holy shit, I can make technology work, and that feeling is totally worth the long stretch of hours or even days when computer programming feels like a pain in the ass.

Why did the integer drown?

It couldn’t float.

The thing about programming is that it teaches you that you can flip-flop between feeling like a genius and an idiot considerably faster than you ever expected.

(via fyeahcode)