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#beingacomputersciencemajor : Testing out html tags on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works.

metacommunicative trolling, academia style

Things Programmers Comment #60

(Knowing my professor will read the comment) //I don’t know how this works, or why, but it does, and I think that counts for something

(submitted by @usurp-er)

People think coding / debugging means highly concentrated furious typing, but mostly it’s just angrily staring at the screen for long periods of time waiting for the problem to solve itself

PEMDAS more like

Please

Excuse

My

Dumb-

Ass

Self

The thing about programming is that it may be 3am, but you can’t help but think it won’t take all that long to add another quick feature…

Yep! And now it’s 5:40am and I’m still sitting here.

Coding is occasionally bad for your health.

(via fyeahcode)

concentrate on becoming your best self rather than trying to be somebody else

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.