There Is Only One Laundry In Hermitcraft And It Is At Spawn. Xisuma Set It Up Because He Needed A Way

There is only one laundry in hermitcraft and it is at spawn. Xisuma set it up because he needed a way to politely inform the other hermits that they really need to wash their clothes, just so he'll be able to take off his helmet with the filtration systems.

And just as predicted, the clothes all got mixed up. There are several people who own lab coats, so they just get swapped around (although everyone ensures that Doc gets the torn one before he wrecks someone else's coat). The shirt situation is hopeless.

Grian's red sweater and Stress's entire wardrobe are a constant threat to the non-pinkness of any other article of clothing on the server. Jevin's clothes are probably a biohazard. TFC's has enough dust from the mines to clog up the machines twice in a week, while Tango has enough gunpowder on his that it became a genuine concern that the pipes might blow up during the drying cycle. Rendog barely stops Wels from chucking an entire suit of armor into a washing machine, but then proceeds to overfill the drum with the outfits from all of his alter egos. Etho starts running a 'Lost and Found' where he threatens to sell other hermits' clothing to someone else.

After a month, most of the hermits have given up (or ran out of diamonds for Etho) and accepted their fate. Impulse and Joe had accidentally swapped shirts, and Joe begins to rid himself of the @ branding to embrace the i, while Impulse has an existential crisis over the idea of changing his name. On the other hand, Cleo and Cub have swapped their clothes and neither of them were bothered, since it was still pretty much a crop top and shorts either way.

All of the suits on the server are now mismatched, or very pink. It is now a reoccuring joke that if you manage to get the mayor's clothes and sash, you'll own the diamond throne. Inside the now-abandoned lost-and-found, there are a lot of unclaimed Mumbo for Mayor t-shirts lying about, and the pile appears to be multiplying, or at least growing taller by the day. It might be sentient at this point or contain some sort of mutated fungus, but nobody dares to clean it up. Why is it making a hissing sound?

Xisuma admits defeat when he walks into a Hermitcraft meeting, only to find just about everyone wearing one of X's costumes that they had stolen from the laundry. Keralis does rock the Reporter Beesuma suit though, he can keep it.

This entire thing was such an entertaining read, thank you for this lovely mental image...I just can't stop thinking about the conversations that would happen as a result of this!

- Mod Shade

Batman Prompt 9 - Wait... He isn't a Persona!?

Brucie Wayne is Batman's real personality.

Batman is the real act, he isn't that serious.

I have seen many stories where The Justice League finds out Batman's real personality, and (most of them don't show what happens after the reveal) he now acts as himself which most people make closer to Batman's personality.

So I thought what if after this grand reveal, he doesn't just get closer to the JL, but he acts way different than they expect.

Brucie is a bit of an exaggeration of his real personality. He flirts but more in a playful way, and the public calls him a playboy because of that.

After the Justice League learns of Batman's true identity, they now think that 'Brucie' is just an elaborate act to conceal his identity. Little do they know how much their opinion of him is going to change.

This needs to happen after the reveal of Batman's identity, so you can write that(prefered) or you can skip that, but if you skip it you'll have to give a summary of how they found out so the reader has some background.

After the shock of Batman's secret identity, the JL thinks the only things that will change will be that Batman now trusts them more, they will now be able to meet out of uniform, they get to be involved in his personal life(not too much), and they see Brucie, Bruce Wayne in a different light; he isn't what the media says.

It's the day after the reveal or whenever they meet again (after the reveal).

Let's say it's a JL meeting, everything is going on as normal just with Batman with no mask on; he going through the report of something (idk what they do at the meetings).

The meeting is adjourned and somebody says that they want to hang out. They think even if Bruce told them his identity that wouldn't make him suddenly want to hang out with them, but to their surprise he says yes. His voice sounded lighter than normal, but... No, it was probably their imagination.

Bruce is at the party; it's at a privately owned place, so it's just them and none of them have to keep up the act and can be themselves.

They notice, no, it's obvious, that Bruce is acting differently. He is acting like...

"Wait is...Brucie the real personality?"

They all look at him in horror.

"...No it can't be...Can it?"

When it's something important or serious or he is uniform: Batman

When it's basically anything else: Brucie(normal him)

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1 year ago

can you do touch starved prompts?

List of touch starved prompts

Character A clinging onto Character B whenever they’re together, not wanting to let go.

Heart palpitations whenever Character B so much as brushes their hand against Character A’s.

Feeling warm all over whenever Character B initiates any sort of physical contact with them.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of being hugged so tightly by you?”

“Can you [insert act of physical contact] with me? Please?”

Character A craving for Character B to have some sort of physical contact with them and whenever they do get that physical contact, they physically melt because of it.

Mind racing with about a million thoughts whenever Character B touches them.

Daydreaming about Character B cuddling them, day in, day out.

“What do you need from me right now?” “Well, I just… I need you to hold me.”

“Is this too much?” “It’s not. I’m just… I’m not used to this is all.”

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qchaos

4 years ago

Anyway, I wish Alfred “you are bleeding on my carpet” Pennyworth and Bruce “your carpet is under my blood” Wayne a nice time in therapy.

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