The Doctor Being Able To To Hear Non-diegetic Music Explains Why Eleven Always Fixed His Bowtie So Dramatically.

oh i can't wait to finally watch children of earth i bet it's gonna be amazi- PETER CAPALDI?!

i'm morally against time travel, but i really need scientists to figure out how to time freeze. not generally, just like, in a box. so i can store my vegetables without fear of losing them. please, scientists, i have executive dysfunction and my fridge is not enough to cover the time where i manage to get groceries and the time i manage to cook. i need you to break the laws of time and space because i can't lose another brocoli.

I think it's pretty funny that doomscrolling social media can be described like watching a car crash you can't look away from but part of the reason I left instagram is reels literally wouldn't stop showing me car crashes

I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

yay!

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

This is getting confusing