1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize
WHY ARE WE POURING ORGANIC MERCURY EVERYWHERE SIR YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONEðŸ˜ðŸ˜
New doctor who spoilers
"What was the old name"
"Midnight"
OHHHHH MYYY GODDDD
Captain Jack Harkness in Doctor Who: hehe, it's the guy that flirts with everyone!
Captain Jack Harkness in Torchwood: isn't it ironic that the man who can't die is surrounded by death? isn't it funny that he runs away from the consequences just like the Doctor runs away from him? doesn't it kill you, Jack? doesn't it hurt?
my girllll
adding polls to tumblr was genuinely the best thing they done in the past decade or so like. bitches do love clicking on buttons. any time a poll is on my dash no matter what it is or even if i know nothin bout it i am clicking that thing.
jack harkness meets the 12th doctor and he goes oh you took that face to remind you of the time you let down me and every child on earth. and the doctor goes ??? no you see one time there was this volcano-
Just saw an aftersun edit to "do I look like him" nobody talk to me ever again
....I'd have two nickels
i was so distraught and upset at the good omens s2 ending of david tennant being left by the blonde love of his life and crying alone in his semi-sentient vehicle after an almost confession that was never said that i started watching dr who
and guess what fucking happened
bingle bongle dingle dangle
yickety doo yickety da
ping pong
lippy lappy
too ta