Wisdom If I’ve Ever Seen It

Make sure you trim your rat mans nails so he doesn't scratch himself!!!!!!

Movies made me think my first love will be my only love. You proved to me that even after that crashes and burns, after the dusts settles, and my heart brakes a million times... there will still be love in the world for me, and will love you as my world.

i want to fist fight god/gods(/whatever it may be that created me) for making me allergic to cats. i want to snuggle Binx (one of my partners cat) but if i do i need meds and a shower and more to not die. much to my partners distress i’m sure- i will still attempt to snuggle the cat, play with him, and make this fluffy cat happy every moment i’m able. Nothing keeps me from enjoying what i like. @l0stl1am please be prepared for this because i do in fact plan on snuggling Binx the moment i’m able- and can you please reblog with a cute picture of Binx for me? i miss the fluff ball

That ponyo meme but with Heisenberg because it fits way too well 

Never before have i liked pink before i saw this character. people had to convince me it was a nice color and Giovanni Potage was the first and best of a line of characters they gave me as reasons to like pink. I now like pink.

Idk he just strikes me as a scene kid

Alright campers, there has been rumors floating around that SOMEbody here doesn’t think that trans women are real women.

Not. Cool. Dudes.

he's stolen your romance movies i 100% guarantee it and replaced them with copy's of the lego bat man video game for xbox 360 @lordmoreau

i want you to hug @big-dicked-heisenberg and then tease him for secretly liking romance movies, he might deny it but he loves them.

No! I would never do that to Karl! He’s my best friend and my big bro!

my dog is like that!~ so cute!!

Tiny unit welcomes human home

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lol

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

…He will get mpregged.

Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!