Part 152 of my bakery “enemies” au!
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Kofi
u just need a nice cold glass of
Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.
It’s 2:00 A.M. Suddenly, you’re waken up to see that an emergency broadcast has been aired. The message simply states “RUN”.
Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities.
I really waited until now to watch bnha didn't I...
Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3
Every historian:
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden
- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
The eye comparison makes me think of how much Shinso looks like Oboro 😭😭😭😭
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