Arma Reforger, My Favourite Game, Updated, AND IT BROKE MY FUCKING HELICOPTER CONTROLS SO NOW I CANT

there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cyber truck and i see him standing around it sometimes in the morning and when i do i always make it a point to walk right by him and then start checking out the completely normal car next to it. and the second or third time he shot me a look that said “i know what you’re doing motherfucker”. absolute best moment of that week.

i wish i would straighten my hair more often, it’s just so convenient to have it straightened and not an ABSOLUTE mess all the time

i only ever really straighten my hair when i’m going out or have something planned (which is almost never unless the off chance i get invited to something)

plus side i have plans tomorrow and it motivated me to straighten and do my hair and now it’s all soft

another plus side, i’m going to a car show/convention thing my uncle got tickets for, so i get to take my camera out and take pretty pictures of pretty cars

please pleas PLEASE let me not be exhausted everytime i wake up, PLEASE

just wanna be emo w someone fr

i've been on tumblr a loooong time but i didn't ever have a fandom phase so idk what half of u are talking about sometimes

on everyone's soul this is what happened

shout out to my spam-liking mutuals, you all have my heart

i need spend more time here, i keep neglecting the online social spaces i’ve inhabited

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

If a pretty girl gets on your lap and tells you to take hit after hit are you really going to say no? When you can feel her grinding on your lap with her tits in your face as she tells you how cute you look when you smoke. No, you’d be a good puppy and say yes to whatever she says, even when you start feeling dizzy and can barely think about anything besides her body on yours. You’ll try to listen as your head spins and you get so out of it you can’t tell if your imagining her putting her fingers down your shorts and feeling the mess you made. You’ll be a good obedient puppy as you think about her filling you up and fucking you hard while you’re too high to muffle any of the loud noises you’re making. Well you think you’re just imagining it anyway.