Is That Why My Ice Cream Joker Loses 5 Chips Each Hand?

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

Reblog to give ME and only ME bigger tits

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

It's even worse when you're sure you weren't the one to break it, but the people behind you think you are.

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

Harry potter is the one series i can get behind having the edgelord interpretation of "It's all a dream, harry's in a coma". Like,, it's weird how many plot holes that would fix.

Being better than elon musk in every way is not something that is particularly hard to do.

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right